February 2012
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good god.
I’m on the website sloganiser because I need to find a slogan for myself. So far, they have given me:
«Chum is a female force.»
«The Chum universe.»
«There’s lots of fun in Chum.»
«The gods made Chum.»
«Chum, just the best.»
«Chumtastic!»
«With a name like Chum, it has to be good.»
«Chum for everyone.»
«Chum. We build smiles.»
«Chum, better than sex.»
«The ideal...
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“(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻”
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A Brief Reaction to the Wake County Board of...
Yesterday, while I was in class talking about freedom songs of the Civil Rights Movement, the Wake County Board of Commissioners was busy voting to support Amendment One, an amendment to the state constitution that would make any legal recognition of same-sex partnerships unconstitutional in North Carolina. Because I was in class, I couldn’t make it to the meeting to speak during the...
watsonista asked: ahhhhh OMG GET OFF TUMBLR RIGHT NOW, SON! LOG OUT RIGHT THIS MINUTE DON'T EVEN ANSWER THIS. GO GO GO AND FINISH THE ESSAY. OR START IT. WHATEVER. SHOOO *seriously concerned and panicking since you don't seem the slightest bit bothered by the fact that you have an essay due tomorrow and you have 0/7 pages done* >:[
Dude, I lost 4 followers.
I didn’t even know I had that many followers to lose.
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watsonista a réagi à votre billet : Still recovering? D: oh my, I need to take care of you since you apparently can’t manage on your own. >:[ *huggle*
Oh sweeeeetie *snuggle* that sounds absolutely horrible, why can’t you change your clothes? Take a hot bath/shower, and please don’t let this happen again because when you has a sad I has 10000 sads :’(
Oh, I guess I didn’t inform...
watsonista asked: Still recovering? D: oh my, I need to take care of you since you apparently can't manage on your own. >:[ *huggle*
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Hypothermia.
Self deprecation is not good.
I need to stop thinking bad thoughts about myself.
I am a good person.
I am capable of good things.
When I do good things, I should be happy.
Always smile—never be down.
(:
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watsonista asked: ✿❀✽✾❦❖ Send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a Happy Valentine’s Day ❖❦✾✽❀✿
Anonymous asked: Hi honey, I would love to listen to the Titanic soundtrack with you tonight while we slowly waltz in the freezing cold so we can feel what Jack and Rose went through that night. Give me a call if you want to come over so we can have some fun of our own -Love, random stranger who does /not/ expect an answer and is prepared to be rejected xoxo
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DUDE I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW JUDE LAW IS SO...
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justdrawn a réagi à votre billet : Who the hell is gramma?!?! I ain’t no old woman, sir, I am a betrothed admirer of yours. ;) -Love, gramma
ewww Gramma has a thing for you *pukes on you*
Awh, don’t do that. My gramma’s a sensitive old woman who has really bad knees and lower back and just likes to show her affection in really weird ways, like sending her grandson creepy valentines.
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Anonymous asked: Who the hell is gramma?!?! I ain't no old woman, sir, I am a betrothed admirer of yours. ;) -Love, gramma
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Anonymous asked: baby baby baby TOUGH AND MANLY baby baby Chum <3 Expect a V-day somethin'-somethin' in le mail soon! -Love, some random stranger ;)
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sairobee:
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wesleydodds a réagi à votre billet : In the process of quitting tumblr?
D= Why?
Just I don’t know. It’s not conductive to anything. And my time management life is literally in shambles. Literally = actually happening. Not figuratively. I know it’s a pet peeve for grammar police, but I mean literally. If my time management were physically made of glass, it would be shattered. I...
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In the process of quitting tumblr?
:C
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HOURLY COMICS DAY!
Prepare for spam. (:
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January 2012
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Strutting around shirtless like nobody's business.
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Did I really just say toodles?
I did.
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Young Guys VS. Old Men: Locker Room Etiquette
Young Guys: Even though I am perfectly fine with being naked around other men in the locker room, I understand that others may not feel the same way and my be offended by the nudity of others or may just not want to see another mans genitalia . Therefore, I will, at the very least, keep a towel around my waist at all times until I am dressed.
Old Men: Fuck that shit! Dick and balls for everybody! Fuck the police!
justdrawn asked: HELP HELP I'M STUCK IN YOUR ASK BOX AND I CAN'T GET OUT CALL 911
Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed...
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”
and ”The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.”
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watsonista a réagi à votre billet : I don’t know if this is a thing, but I feel like…
One, you were never pale, you’ve always been so fucking tan. Two, maybe you’re losing weight and your stretched skin is becoming tighter and it looks darker. Three, I love and miss the life out of you.
One, I could swear the year after Honduras I got really pale. Or maybe it was because after a week in...
I don’t know if this is a thing, but I feel like exercise makes me tanner.
Nothing about it makes any sense, but I just feel like I look really dark.
Last year, I remember noting how unusually pale I was. Now, I feel like I’m unusually tan.
I don’t even hang out in the sun a lot.
Huh.
I wonder if it’s a thing.
It doesn’t make sense, though.
Hm.
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Tumblr A fanfiction bucketofchum/cupofwitt
cupofwitt:
bucketofChum sat inworry she had a problem she was in love with another, but her current lover was in out rage he knew about cupofwitt. She sought her out reaching for her across the interwebs.
“cupofwitt darling are you there?”
cupofwitt in her usual way replied
“of course i’m here I have no life except for this blog.”
Chum laughed that was quite true the life that cupofwitt...